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thedailywhat:

Catching Up With Cain of the Day: Luckily for Obama, Presidential elections aren’t based on the cleverness of a candidate’s 404 error page. 

Neither are they based on a candidate’s choice of pizza toppings, but Cain might beg to differ:

Chris Heath: What can you tell about a man by the type of pizza that he likes?

Herman Cain: [repeats the question aloud, then pauses for a long moment] The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is.

Chris Heath: Why is that?

Herman Cain: Because the more manly man is not afraid of abundance. [laughs]

Devin Gordon: Is that purely a meat question?

Herman Cain: A manly man don’t want it piled high with vegetables! He would call that a sissy pizza.

[benjoseph / copyranter /  gq.]